Friday, October 16, 2009

The 23rd Psalm according to Goldman Sachs

The 23rd Psalm
according to Goldman Sachs from

The FED is my shepherd; I shall not

It maketh me to lie down in green
shootsdom: it leadeth me beside the
still Lehman.

It restoreth my credit: it leadeth me
down the paths of leverage for its
name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of debt, I will fear no

For thou art with me; thy TARP and thy
TALF they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in
the presence of politicians.

Thou anointest my balance sheet with
digits; my bonuses runneth over.

Surely profits and influence shall
follow me all the days of my life.

And I will dwell in the house of the
FED for ever.


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